Lynn is Leaving Me

Now that I have your attention...really, she's leaving. After 17 years of marriage she has finally had enough.

OK, seriously.

Lynn's father is going to visit his brother and sister in South Africa for three weeks, and Lynn will be moving in with her mother while he's gone. She'll be able to help shovel snow (more is on the way) and help her mom deal with a few minor health issues. Plus, Lynn is convinced that our home will completely disintegrate without her, so she has challenged me to prove otherwise. Sounds like the basis for a reality TV show, doesn't it?

I've already bought 36 Happy Meals for the girl's lunches. They're in the freezer. We're using paper plates and cups, and we'll even wear these cool paper jumpsuits. No dishes OR laundry. What do you think of that?

So, you might want to check back a bit more regularly from January 7-27. Things could get interesting around here.

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