Does wanting this watch mean I have affluenza?

Or am I just a survivor at heart? This baby (Breitling Professional Emergency) has a built-in microtransmitter than acts as a locater beacon in the event of an aviation or boating disaster. It broadcasts on the 121.5 MHz aircraft emergency frequency for 48 hours, reaching over 100km in all directions. Pretty sweet, eh? And only $4,480. Start saving up for this stocking stuffer, honey!

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