Out of the Mouths of Babes

Though Maddy's tribulations were somewhat eclipsed by the more traumatic events of last Tuesday, there was some humour at the end of the tunnel.

She had decided that she was going to fire the tooth fairy because she didn't get enough money for her infected tricuspid. She figured it was worth at least $50RD instead of the usual $25RD (that's about $1CAN. I remember being thrilled to get a quarter). I then reminded her that it had cost us $800RD to have it removed, so in effect she owed us $750RD. She replied, "Yeah, but it hurt me 100%."

Couldn't argue with that logic.

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